Entry 30 [Text | Plan Your Epitaph]

[classywigger]

Gin Rummy

American Patriot
He died doing what he loved

[He gets a surprise when he checks it sometime later.]

What the fuck?

Comments

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[designedtoparty]

What, bombing the shit out of Iraqis? Or eating a cheese burger on the crapper?

It's kind of hard to tell what patriot means in America.

[Says the guy from Ireland.]

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I'm a Special Ops soldier. My pal and I fought for America against terrorists.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Right. So, the cheese burger?

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Man, there's a lot'a fuckin' places I'd eat a cheeseburger, but one of 'em ain't on the fuckin' crapper.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Hey, even I'd eat a cheeseburger on the crapper. Nothing wrong with that.

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Maybe if it was the best damn cheeseburger in the world and I had to take a shit. Otherwise, that's just nasty.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

It's two perfectly natural bodily functions, merged into one session. Just make sure your hands are clean and you'll be golden.

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...Nigga you gross.

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[designedtoparty]

I'll have you know I'm a very refined individual. I'm just trying to help you come to terms with the circumstances of your death.

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I ain't dead yet, nigga, and I don't plan on bein' dead for a long, long time.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Well, of course you're not planing on it. That doesn't mean it won't happen.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

When I wrote the fuckin' thing, I was talkin' about goin' out with a bang. And takin' as many of these fuckin' harpies as can with me.