It was an unknown unknown

Well, so far this month ain't too bad. Guess them Deities is gettin' lazy. Or just waitin' to spring somethin' worse on us.

And another thing... I'm secretly bi-curious...

[A hand goes to his mouth in shock.]

I uh... know what, just ignore that. What I was sayin' was I've sometimes wondered what it'd be like to smooch or fuck another man.

[In a panic, he quickly shuts off the video before he can say anything more.]