It was an unknown unknown

Ya' know what, I don't even care anymore.

Freaks, weirdos, gay commies, infomercial salesmen, whatever. Let's just get this over with.

[ooc: Anything goes. Threadjacking encouraged.]

Huh, that time again huh? Maybe I'll have better luck this time. No fuckin' electric men...

If anyone sees a redhead who likes to shout, shoot stuff, and wear bling, lemme know. Said bling is a large 'W' chain. Just don't tell him I've found myself forced to use nigga technology. He'd never lemme hear the end of it.

If the Gay Commie and his fuckin' boyfriend show up, I'm gonna pop a cap in someone's ass.

[OOC: Anybody is free to pop in. Action is welcome.]