It was an unknown unknown

So today I was out an ran into some fucker in a hood, couldn't understand a word outta his fuckin' mouth. Probably speakin' Greek or some shit like that. Also wore gloves. Probably had leprosy. MILA.

Then I had to wait for a bus to take me home, and a bird took a shit on me. FML.

[OOC: Anyone can comment with "Your life sucks" or "You deserve it".]