Entry 30 [Text | Plan Your Epitaph]

[classywigger]

Gin Rummy

American Patriot
He died doing what he loved

[He gets a surprise when he checks it sometime later.]

What the fuck?

Comments

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[designedtoparty]

It's two perfectly natural bodily functions, merged into one session. Just make sure your hands are clean and you'll be golden.

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...Nigga you gross.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

I'll have you know I'm a very refined individual. I'm just trying to help you come to terms with the circumstances of your death.

[video]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I ain't dead yet, nigga, and I don't plan on bein' dead for a long, long time.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Well, of course you're not planing on it. That doesn't mean it won't happen.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

When I wrote the fuckin' thing, I was talkin' about goin' out with a bang. And takin' as many of these fuckin' harpies as can with me.