classywigger: (confused)
I.

[Ed, Rummy's best friend in the whole world, is sitting in a pool of his own blood, a gunshot wound in his stomach.]

Ed! Ed, speak to me, nigga!

[Ed remains motionless. He's still breathing, but barely.]

II

[Iraq. The sounds of gunshots are everywhere, and bullets go flying towards the ground. Corpses of soldiers, ally and enemy alike litter the dirt. Rummy is tucked behind a rock, waiting for an opportune moment.]

[OOC: First one is observation only, from a third person or first person. Second is fully interactive.]
classywigger: (seriously?)
[OOC: Some harsh language ahead.]



[A followup message comes a while later, once Rummy has checked his messages]

Goddammit, not again!
classywigger: (smiling)
[Rummy has a tall glass of beer in his hand and for once is actually smiling about his situation.]

If this is a curse, it's one that I can get behind! 'Specially after all the shit I've gone through since windin' up in this fuckin' city.
classywigger: (Default)
I just wanna tell y'all that, in case you didn't get the message, I'm the greatest motherfuckin' criminal mastermind there ever was. I was back in my world, and I sure as fuck am in this one too. And there's nothin' anyone can do to stop me.
classywigger: (damanding)
[Rummy is standing around and glaring up at a nearby tree. More specifically, he's glaring up at the birds in said tree.]

Hey, why don't you motherfuckers come down and lemme get a piece'a you!? Don't make me come up there!

Y'all are lucky I don't have my gun with me, or I'd pop a cap in all y'all's asses!

[OOC: So yeah, Rummy is cursed to think of birds as his enemies.]
classywigger: (neutral)
[As the video starts, Rummy is nibbling on a piece of lettuce]

Is food fallin' from the sky gonna be a regular thing? 'Cause it's really fuckin' annoying. [He lifts his other hands and briefly rubs his nose with the side of his palm] Them cookies ain't soft either.

[He finishes off the lettuce leaf and picks up a carrot next, taking a bite out of it before continuing]

And today I saw some nigga hoppin' 'round like a dumbass. Not to mention I don't feel like I can stomach meat right now. These curses are fuckin' weird.

[Another bite of carrot, followed by a nose rub. The nose rubs he seems to be doing without thinking]
classywigger: (eye roll)
[Okay, as much as he dislikes nigga technology, he managed to figure out how to switch between different functions]

Can't believe it, now it's raining fuckin' cookies!

[The camera focuses on a piece of paper]

A pleasant surprise is in store for you.

Yeah, right, I'll believe that when I see it. Everybody knows these little pieces of paper in the crappy cookies are a buncha bullshit.

[ETA: He got curious and opened another cookie]

Be wary of some future aquaintances.
classywigger: (bff)
[Since he's gonna be here for God knows how long, might as well get an idea of where everything in The City is. Not to mention get a good idea of where he can get money using... not so legal means. He's a criminal mastermind, dammit! If only Ed were here to share in it. Yes, he's committed murders and kidnappings without Ed before when he was hired to do so, but at least they were still in the same world those times.]

[Murmers under his breath] Just ain't the same...

What ain't the same, Rummy?

[Eyes go wide and he turns towards the familiar voice] Ed?

The fuck y'all lookin' at?

[Yep, it's Ed] They said you wasn't here.

C'mon, nigga, you think I'd just let y'all go somewhere and leave me behind?

[Rummy is obviously relieved to see his best friend, but something just isn't right. Oh well, probably nothing. Besides, who cares? Ed is here!]

[OOC: Since this is the Ghost World curse, others will obviously not be able to see or hear Ed. And no, Ed's not dead in canon.]
classywigger: (seriously?)


[Rummy, like most people here, stumbles upon this while checking for messages. To say he's confused is an understatement, as he sure as hell didn't put these up. Hell, he's not even sure how his memories were converted to videos in the first place.]

Entry 1

Sep. 10th, 2010 04:24 pm
classywigger: (confused)
Accidental video]
What the? Where the fuck am I? Ed, where the fuck are ya’?

[He takes a look around, then murmurs] This sure as hell ain’t Woodcrest.

[He puts a hand to his face, slipping his fingers under his glasses to rub his eyes]

Shit, the fuck did I drink last night? [Takes his hand from his face and looks up, this time speaking louder] Ed, if dumping me here is yer idea of a joke, it ain’t funny!

[Finally notices the device] The fuck is this? [Examines it, narrowing his eyes at the screen] Great, just my luck, nigga technology.

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