classywigger: (seriously?)
[personal profile] classywigger
[The video opens to Rummy sitting as high as he can in a very tall tree. Some of his cornrows are coming undone, his suit is dirty and his coat is slightly torn near the bottom.]

Look, I really fuckin' hate to do this but... I'm really, really in a tight spot here. I tried to go for the egg, and the motherfuckin' lizards jumped out at me! Managed to shoot a few of 'em dead, but, well, look!

[He points the device down so the audience can see the oviraptors at the bottom, circling the tree. An AK-47 is down there as well.]

I had to drop my weapon just to get up here. Look, it been almost two hours and they ain't givin' up, and Imma 'bout to starve or dehyrdate up here! I need help!

[Video ends.]

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Date: 2011-06-14 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Hold out longer, I have to go and restock if I have to come and rescue you.

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Date: 2011-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Hurry, man. I swear these motherfuckers are plottin' with each other.

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Date: 2011-06-14 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Hate to break it you but they are. Some of these things are smarter than we give them credit for.

Though you may have no other choice than to run if that alarm starts going off.

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Date: 2011-06-14 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
You serious? Motherfucker!

Fine, but 'til then, I'm holdin' onto my butt. If I get eaten by a t-rex, my appartment's gonna get haunted.

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Date: 2011-06-14 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Very.

No, the tyrannosaurus would more than likely scare off everything in the vicinity with its roar giving you a good twenty to thirty seconds to start making your escape back to The City.

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Date: 2011-06-14 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Just hurry, these motherfuckers are lookin' at me like I'm a juicy t-bone.

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Date: 2011-06-14 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Or lean white meat chicken.

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Date: 2011-06-14 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Yeah, or that. [...Wait.]

Disconnect.

Date: 2011-06-14 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
[If he could he'd be laughing at the moment but he'll just smirk, stretch, go meet up with Orange and then go out to rescue you G.I. Ghetto.]

Date: 2011-06-14 01:57 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (wait wait)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
....I got grenades.

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Date: 2011-06-14 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
About six should be fine to deter most things when I go to help that idiot.

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Date: 2011-06-14 02:58 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
Are you sure you can take care of the guy on your own?

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Date: 2011-06-14 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
I was attacked by a random girl, chased by two different raptor packs, and I just got finished running for my life against a damn giganotosarus in the middle of a stampede while carrying a girl who probably weighed the same amount of the stones I collected.

I'm certain I can get Rummy back here alive.

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Date: 2011-06-14 03:07 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-06-14 03:08 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (scripted)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
Tell him he owes me.

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Date: 2011-06-14 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Should I give him a invoice?

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Date: 2011-06-14 03:37 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 2)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
I'm guessing he doesn't plan to stay so it's cool, I'll extend a little credit until he gets back here.

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Date: 2011-06-14 04:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-06-14 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Took ya' this long to say so?

Date: 2011-06-14 04:45 am (UTC)
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)
From: [personal profile] orangetoughguy
You didn't say please.

Date: 2011-06-14 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
If I die, I'm comin' back from Hell to make your life fuckin' miserable.

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