Entry 35 [Video]

[classywigger]

[The video opens to Rummy sitting as high as he can in a very tall tree. Some of his cornrows are coming undone, his suit is dirty and his coat is slightly torn near the bottom.]

Look, I really fuckin' hate to do this but... I'm really, really in a tight spot here. I tried to go for the egg, and the motherfuckin' lizards jumped out at me! Managed to shoot a few of 'em dead, but, well, look!

[He points the device down so the audience can see the oviraptors at the bottom, circling the tree. An AK-47 is down there as well.]

I had to drop my weapon just to get up here. Look, it been almost two hours and they ain't givin' up, and Imma 'bout to starve or dehyrdate up here! I need help!

[Video ends.]

Comments

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Hurry, man. I swear these motherfuckers are plottin' with each other.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it you but they are. Some of these things are smarter than we give them credit for.

Though you may have no other choice than to run if that alarm starts going off.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You serious? Motherfucker!

Fine, but 'til then, I'm holdin' onto my butt. If I get eaten by a t-rex, my appartment's gonna get haunted.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Very.

No, the tyrannosaurus would more than likely scare off everything in the vicinity with its roar giving you a good twenty to thirty seconds to start making your escape back to The City.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Just hurry, these motherfuckers are lookin' at me like I'm a juicy t-bone.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Or lean white meat chicken.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or that. [...Wait.]

Disconnect.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[If he could he'd be laughing at the moment but he'll just smirk, stretch, go meet up with Orange and then go out to rescue you G.I. Ghetto.]