classywigger: (seriously?)
Gin Rummy ([personal profile] classywigger) wrote2011-06-13 05:28 pm
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Entry 35 [Video]

[The video opens to Rummy sitting as high as he can in a very tall tree. Some of his cornrows are coming undone, his suit is dirty and his coat is slightly torn near the bottom.]

Look, I really fuckin' hate to do this but... I'm really, really in a tight spot here. I tried to go for the egg, and the motherfuckin' lizards jumped out at me! Managed to shoot a few of 'em dead, but, well, look!

[He points the device down so the audience can see the oviraptors at the bottom, circling the tree. An AK-47 is down there as well.]

I had to drop my weapon just to get up here. Look, it been almost two hours and they ain't givin' up, and Imma 'bout to starve or dehyrdate up here! I need help!

[Video ends.]
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[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hold out longer, I have to go and restock if I have to come and rescue you.

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[identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hurry, man. I swear these motherfuckers are plottin' with each other.

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[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hate to break it you but they are. Some of these things are smarter than we give them credit for.

Though you may have no other choice than to run if that alarm starts going off.

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[identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
You serious? Motherfucker!

Fine, but 'til then, I'm holdin' onto my butt. If I get eaten by a t-rex, my appartment's gonna get haunted.

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[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Very.

No, the tyrannosaurus would more than likely scare off everything in the vicinity with its roar giving you a good twenty to thirty seconds to start making your escape back to The City.

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[identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Just hurry, these motherfuckers are lookin' at me like I'm a juicy t-bone.

Disconnect.

[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[If he could he'd be laughing at the moment but he'll just smirk, stretch, go meet up with Orange and then go out to rescue you G.I. Ghetto.]
orangetoughguy: (wait wait)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-06-14 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
....I got grenades.

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[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
About six should be fine to deter most things when I go to help that idiot.
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-06-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you can take care of the guy on your own?

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[identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
I was attacked by a random girl, chased by two different raptor packs, and I just got finished running for my life against a damn giganotosarus in the middle of a stampede while carrying a girl who probably weighed the same amount of the stones I collected.

I'm certain I can get Rummy back here alive.
orangetoughguy: (I was like I didn't say anything)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-06-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 2)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-06-14 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing he doesn't plan to stay so it's cool, I'll extend a little credit until he gets back here.

[identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Took ya' this long to say so?
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-06-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't say please.

[identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
If I die, I'm comin' back from Hell to make your life fuckin' miserable.
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