Entry 8 [Video | Seven Deadly Sins: Pride]

[classywigger]

I just wanna tell y'all that, in case you didn't get the message, I'm the greatest motherfuckin' criminal mastermind there ever was. I was back in my world, and I sure as fuck am in this one too. And there's nothin' anyone can do to stop me.

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[orangetoughguy]

Put your Glock where your mouth is.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

That a challenge, motherfucker?

[orangetoughguy]

If the shoe fits.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that I'm also a former Special Ops soldier.

[orangetoughguy]

Really? With who?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

My pal Ed and I was in the army together. Fought in Iraq.

[Looks and sounds pretty damn proud of that. Like they were the best soldiers ever.]

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Had a bit too much to drink there, mate?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Hell no. Then again, I think I deserve a drink.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

And what sort of drink might that be?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Best damn brand this place's got. A criminal mastermind deserves only the best.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

That's interesting. So criminal mastermind is it then? You've got a name?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yep, a criminal mastermind. Name's Gin Rummy.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Gin Rummy? Are you serious?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah, I'm serious. It ain't that weird a name.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Well no. It's very, um, unique, I'd say. So what sort of crimes have you committed?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Got a long list, includin' bank robberies, burglaries, grand theft auto, kidnappin', and murder. That last one I don't usually do for free, though.

Why you so interested?

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Well I'd imagine not. Those are pretty serious.

Just curious is all.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

My pal, Ed and I even tried to kidnap Oprah one time. Too many unknown unknowns fucked that up big time.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Oprah? Like Oprah, Oprah? Talk show host Oprah? Oh shut up!

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

The one and only. With her under our control, we could'a gotten away with anythin'.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Blimey! She's got that much power in your universe? So who ended up stopping you?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oprah's got a shitload of fans who'd jump off a bridge if she told 'em to.

Mostly it was a combination of unknown unknowns and a bad map.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

You know when you put it like that. She sounds a bit cultish, yeah? Almost evil.

Always hate it when that happens. Maybe you'll get better at it a second time around.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

If the opportunity ever comes 'round again, you betcha. We did manage to make off with Bill Cosbey, though.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

Bill...Cosbey? The comedian? Amazing...What did you do with him?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

We was gonna ransom him, but he got on our nerves.

[shewashuman.livejournal.com]

That's a shame. Should try duct tape next time.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

[Snort.]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Got somethin' to say, motherfucker?

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Nah, don't need to say a word.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Good. 'Cause y'all do best to stay on my good side.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Why's that?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yp' talkin' to the world's greatest criminal mastermind and Special Ops officer. Try to keep up, asshole.

[ageoftheg33k.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, yeah. Sorry about that. I'll just be over here all worried and shaking, or whatever.

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Thanks for announcing that, dumbass. I'll be sure to start a file on you when I get back to work.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, motherfucker. I'm such a good planner that I haven't been arrested once for shit I've done.

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and telling the whole damn Network is great planning. Real smooth.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

The world deserved to know, dammit!

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[bladed-siberian.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to put that in there, too.

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

Bold words, in a city such as this.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Like I said, they deserved to know.

[letxequalnull.livejournal.com]

And what will you do when the wolves come howling at your door? You have given them all they need to know to come hunting.