Entry 4 [Video | Fortune Cookie]

[classywigger]

[Okay, as much as he dislikes nigga technology, he managed to figure out how to switch between different functions]

Can't believe it, now it's raining fuckin' cookies!

[The camera focuses on a piece of paper]

A pleasant surprise is in store for you.

Yeah, right, I'll believe that when I see it. Everybody knows these little pieces of paper in the crappy cookies are a buncha bullshit.

[ETA: He got curious and opened another cookie]

Be wary of some future aquaintances.

Comments

[thuggincornrows.livejournal.com]

Chances are in this place, whatever the cookie says is gon' come true...

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I'll believe that once I see it.

[thuggincornrows.livejournal.com]

Nigga...

You DO realize you're in an alternate dimension right? And that you were brought here by a city? And you STILL questioning shit?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Hey, there can only be so many unknown unknowns. Even in a fucked up place like this.

[thuggincornrows.livejournal.com]

And there you go with all that unknown unknown stuff!

I STILL don't know what the hell that means!

[spiritofsorrow.livejournal.com]

The City's surprises are rarely pleasant.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

In other words, the cookie's probably bullshittin' me.

[And yet the sound of him opening another cookie can be heard]

[he-who-kills.livejournal.com]

Me watch you.

holy crap, I'm scared now

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?

You threatenin' me, motherfucker?

2/2

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

If you gonna threaten me, at least say it to my face instead of usin' a fuckin' puppet!

[No, he doesn't get there is no man behind the doll. Because that would be weird.]

Re: 2/2

[he-who-kills.livejournal.com]

Is talking to face - Heh-heh!

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Say what?

[Talking dolls making threats now? Where did this come from]

Well, I ain't afraid of no doll!