Entry 17 [Video | 4th Wall]

[classywigger]

Looks like a bunch'a people have been poppin' up left and right. As if this City didn't have enough fuckin' people in it.

...Anyone see a loud-mouthed redhead wearin' some bling 'round here?

[OOC: Fourth-walling is go! Any and all are welcome.]

Comments

[snack-happy.livejournal.com]

You know, we really should have told the jester about the quicksand.

<3 forever

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

The fuck you talkin' about?

[mayibiteurface.livejournal.com]

Bling! Hehehe.

... What is bling?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

It's big, flashy jewelry that gangstas and rappers wear.

[mayibiteurface.livejournal.com]

Ooooh!

Yuki has no bling. Just a mask.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Nah, nah, the nigga I'm lookin' for is named Ed III.

[mayibiteurface.livejournal.com]

Yuki doesn't know a nigga named Ed 3~

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I know a lot of loud redheads.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Seen one with his drawers hangin' out and wearin' a large 'W' medallion?

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Oh. Um.



You know, I think that the redheads that I know are mostly female.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Looks and sounds pretty dissapointed.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Er. Sorry.

But hey! I'll keep a lookout for him. What's his name?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Ed Wuncler III.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[oh god, Wuncler? That's worse than Rummy!] A-Ah, I see. I'll keep an eye and an ear out.

So, how you holding up in the City?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[At least their names are better than Stinkmeaner's.]

Fine, I guess. For a place that likes fuckin' with me.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[Stinkmeaner doesn't count.]

To be fair, it likes fucking with everyone. Not just you. If that helps.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I just wish it'd send me home already.

[Because he misses his hommie. Oh, and normalcey.]

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Everyone does- Well, no. Most people do, yes. But you gotta try and look on the bright side of things, you know? Try and meet interesting people here.

siiince no other Volgin is going to show up.. ;A;

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

Is this how you Americans speak now? Why, I'm almost disappointed... but certainly not surprised.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh great, more motherfuckin' Russians.

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

Oh? There are more here?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, two of 'em. A creepy nigga who can make rain, and a white-haired one who looks like a bitch.

1/2

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

It always rains when she's around...

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

... White hair? Describe more of this person.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

A'right. Blue eyes, sounds like a bitch on top of lookin' like one, Commie, and I think the nigga's gay.

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

It must be...! Ivan..!

Where is he.

he didn't touch your boyfriend, Volgin, I swear!

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Dunno where he lives, exactly. Not that he didn't try and get me to come over a few times.

What, you know him?

He doesn't care. YOU ARE AMERICAN AND YOU KNOW HIS MAN

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

I know him better than anyone else.

And you better be telling the truth, American.

Re: He doesn't care. YOU ARE AMERICAN AND YOU KNOW HIS MAN

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I got no reason to lie to ya'.

And whaddaya mean you know..? Oh...

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

If I find out anything has happened to Ivan, I will be holding you responsible.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Me? The fuck did I do?

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

You know him.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I'm sure lots'a people know him.

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

But you were the first to supply me with any information.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Look, yo' boyfriend was fine and dandy last time I saw him.

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk. Jumping to conclusions.. I never said he was mine, now did I?

And for your sake, I certainly hope he is.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Y'all said... oh, never mind.

Look, I'm sure if y'all ask 'round, you'll find out where he lives. He just pops up here to annoy me.

[electrogroper.livejournal.com]

It's good to know he hasn't changed.