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Naughty
Threatened and assaulted innocent people trying to catch a murderer

Robbed a convinence store

Bank robberies

Tried to kidnap Oprah Winfrey

Briefly kinapped Maya Angelou and Bill Cosbey

Child endangerment

Burglaries

Stole an old man's car, then a kid's bike

Killed a kickball referee

Almost killed a handyman

Tried to kill a man and make it look like a terrorist attack, while framing a ten-year-old for the deed

Carrying non-street-legal firearms while out in town

Numerous illegal activities done during stay in The City

Nice
Made up with best friend and hugged after an argument

Fought for his country in a war

Cares about his best friend

Appologized for making fun of a teenage girl

Agreed to give someone food for alcohol

Helped two gay lovers briefly meet up

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Date: 2010-12-05 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com
*Comes across as a posturing fool, but the list indicts possible usefulness - decisions, decisions.*

Date: 2010-12-05 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Thankfully your best friend was stupid enough to leave a full detail of your retarded plan to clear my name.

Date: 2010-12-05 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
You think I wasn't gonna kill him for that later?

Date: 2010-12-05 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Doesn't seem like that'll happen due to Agent Flowers.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:24 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - at least you're White)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
Why the hell would you frame a ten year old?

Date: 2010-12-05 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
'Cause he's already a domestic terrorist. That part wasn't my idea, though.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:28 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - stream of smoke)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
Whose idea was it?

Date: 2010-12-05 10:32 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - this is my life now)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
Way to work for a fucking genius, there.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Hey, I wasn't gonna say no to Ed Wuncler. And not just 'cause he's my hommie's granddad.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:35 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - taking fucking aim)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
So you're saying you'd pull any stupid job the asshole dreamed up?

Date: 2010-12-05 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
He doesn't call us in for the stupid jobs. Also, he owns the whole fuckin' town I live in.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:38 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - WTF is wrong with you)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
You framed a ten year old. How is that not a stupid job?

That's a clear sign to move.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
This ten-year-old wasn't exactly that innocent. 'Sides, framing him wasn't the main part of the plan.

And leave my hommie behind, I don't think so.

Date: 2010-12-05 10:47 pm (UTC)
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - chinscratching)
From: [personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional
Well, whatever man. Your life.

Date: 2010-12-06 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
I don't say this often but... thank you for that.

Date: 2010-12-06 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Yeah, yeah, s'long as yo' boyfriend ain't gonna kill me if he ever shows up again.

Date: 2010-12-06 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
No promises. I can't control his every action.

Date: 2010-12-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Say what?

...Please tell me he's all talk.

Date: 2010-12-06 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
A man in his position cannot simply be all talk.

Date: 2010-12-06 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Look, if he comes 'round here again, put in a good word for me and I'll... I'll never diss vodka again.

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