Entry 18 [Text | Naughty or Nice]

[classywigger]

Naughty
Threatened and assaulted innocent people trying to catch a murderer

Robbed a convinence store

Bank robberies

Tried to kidnap Oprah Winfrey

Briefly kinapped Maya Angelou and Bill Cosbey

Child endangerment

Burglaries

Stole an old man's car, then a kid's bike

Killed a kickball referee

Almost killed a handyman

Tried to kill a man and make it look like a terrorist attack, while framing a ten-year-old for the deed

Carrying non-street-legal firearms while out in town

Numerous illegal activities done during stay in The City

Nice
Made up with best friend and hugged after an argument

Fought for his country in a war

Cares about his best friend

Appologized for making fun of a teenage girl

Agreed to give someone food for alcohol

Helped two gay lovers briefly meet up

Comments

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[valentineluke.livejournal.com]

*Comes across as a posturing fool, but the list indicts possible usefulness - decisions, decisions.*

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Thankfully your best friend was stupid enough to leave a full detail of your retarded plan to clear my name.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You think I wasn't gonna kill him for that later?

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Doesn't seem like that'll happen due to Agent Flowers.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Why the hell would you frame a ten year old?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

'Cause he's already a domestic terrorist. That part wasn't my idea, though.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Whose idea was it?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

The guy who hired us.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Way to work for a fucking genius, there.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Hey, I wasn't gonna say no to Ed Wuncler. And not just 'cause he's my hommie's granddad.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So you're saying you'd pull any stupid job the asshole dreamed up?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

He doesn't call us in for the stupid jobs. Also, he owns the whole fuckin' town I live in.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You framed a ten year old. How is that not a stupid job?

That's a clear sign to move.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

This ten-year-old wasn't exactly that innocent. 'Sides, framing him wasn't the main part of the plan.

And leave my hommie behind, I don't think so.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, whatever man. Your life.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I don't say this often but... thank you for that.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, s'long as yo' boyfriend ain't gonna kill me if he ever shows up again.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No promises. I can't control his every action.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Say what?

...Please tell me he's all talk.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

A man in his position cannot simply be all talk.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Look, if he comes 'round here again, put in a good word for me and I'll... I'll never diss vodka again.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Whew.]