Entry 1

[classywigger]

Accidental video]
What the? Where the fuck am I? Ed, where the fuck are ya’?

[He takes a look around, then murmurs] This sure as hell ain’t Woodcrest.

[He puts a hand to his face, slipping his fingers under his glasses to rub his eyes]

Shit, the fuck did I drink last night? [Takes his hand from his face and looks up, this time speaking louder] Ed, if dumping me here is yer idea of a joke, it ain’t funny!

[Finally notices the device] The fuck is this? [Examines it, narrowing his eyes at the screen] Great, just my luck, nigga technology.

Comments

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

That suppossed to be a joke, motherfucker?

[orangetoughguy]

Drink's on me for the smart man, but it sounds like you've already had a rough night. You ain't in where you think you are, it's kinda complicated.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Guy has no idea just how rough]

It true that this 's some... other world?

[orangetoughguy]

Oh yeah, I mean if we put wherever the hell you're from on a map we'd have to turn that fucker over, fold it up, throw a goddamn dart at it and that's where you are right now.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy takes a moment to digest all this, as if realizing that this is really happening]

A'right, now what about gettin' back to my world?

[orangetoughguy]

I haven't figured that part out yet so I think it's safe to say to you what's pretty much been said to me; you're fucked.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Motherfucker...

[orangetoughguy]

That's what I said.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

This 's gotta be a dream...

[orangetoughguy]

If this is your dream I really don't wanna know what I'm doing in it.