Entry 20 [Action | Two Mistletoe'd]

[classywigger]

[Rummy's apartment is free of mistletoe, since he lives alone and nobody ever comes to visit, so he didn't notice it was everywhere until he left the house.

He's doing his best to avoid it and everyone. Unless he sees someone worth kissing, that is. So far nobody's been worth it.

Also, the idea of just going home hasn't crossed his mind. Besides, what if the ugly little plants have sprung up there too?]

[OOC: Anybody wanna kiss a white gangsta? Action to anyone who wants it.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He's totally oblivious to this curse, which is of course why Pink is walking down sidewalk without giving a shit who walks in the opposite direction]

oh dear gods XD;

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy is too busy looking out for mistletoe that he doesn't even notice he's about to walk right up to Pink.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And they bump into each other, and Pink is about to detangle and protest when the evil mistletoe pops up over their heads, and he presses his lips against Rummy's.]





[And then he pushes the other man away]

What the fuck!

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Not before Rummy pushes him off first.]

Why don't ya' watch where you's goin', nigga?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh, for fuck's sake-

Did you fucking kiss me?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I secretly love ya' and want us to run off and get married in Mexico.

[Sarcasm off now.]

Look up, motherfucker.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And he does, and the sprig of mistletoe seems to blow in the breeze]

....are you fucking joking?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

It's this fuckin' City's idea of a joke or some shit like that. You think I'd kiss ya' if I could help it?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't fucking assume shit about who people want or don't want to kiss.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Just try not to fuckin' walk under it again, asshole. 'Specially if I happen to be under it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think I want to kiss your ugly face?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You think I want to kiss yo' ugly face?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm just making sure we're clear.