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Man, finally got my place straightend out again after all that shit with the big birds. If I never have to nail my windows shut again it'll be too fuckin' soon.

[Filtered to Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.]

Hey, supervillain lady, I got yo' message. In case you hadn't noticed, the harpy crisis and aftermath made things a little fuckin' difficult for anyone to get anything done. Didn't even get a chance to make the deal until a few days ago.

Point is, I got the goods. You better have the dough.

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Date: 2011-04-20 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Keep the planks, nails, and hammer on standby.

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Date: 2011-04-20 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Fuck that, if this happens again I'm weldin' bars to my window.

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Date: 2011-04-20 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
It's logical to expect things like that to happen again.

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Date: 2011-04-20 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Well, a mastermind like me always plans ahead.

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Like how you planned for Ed dropping his iPhone?

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
That was an unknown unknown.

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
I thought planning for unknown unknowns was your forte?

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
You can't plan for every unknown unknown. That's what makes 'em unknown unknowns in the first place.

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
Then you don't live up to the title of mastermind.

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Date: 2011-04-20 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Why you gotta be a hater?

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Date: 2011-04-20 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] child-radical.livejournal.com
I'd like to see myself as a realist.

Date: 2011-04-20 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] he-who-kills.livejournal.com
Chirp-chirp-chirp.

Date: 2011-04-20 03:53 am (UTC)

Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
Seriously? It takes that long for you people to clean up? Damn, all of you are so disorganized.

I've got the money. But I'm not shelling any of it out until I see that it isn't a piece of shit.

Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
It was a big fuckin' deal. Even the tower ain't rebuilt yet. Not to mention the fuckin' deities seem to have the mindset of "let 'em fix things themselves".

[He switches to video and takes out a metal briefcase. Opens said briefcase and displays the combat shotgun inside.]

That good enough for ya'?

Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
Right. Whatever.

[She's a little thrown by the sudden switch to video, but she peers into the camera and examines the weapon as best as she can.]

Fuck, that's big. Hard to transport, but it'll do. How much?

Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
[Likewise, he's a little speechless at first now that he sees that she's so... hot. A woman that hot with a voice like that? It just doesn't make sense.

Regains his composure.]
Two hundred bucks.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
... It better be worth it, or I'll shove it down your throat. And then I'll take my money back.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Trust me, it's worth it.

We can make the exchange tonight, by the abandoned warehouse.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
[Looooong stare. Seriously?]

... Abandoned warehouse?

What the fuck is this, Scooby-Doo?

Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
You questionin' a criminal mastermind? Where would you suggest we make the exchange that's low profile?

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm not complaining. I was just wondering when that ridiculous cliche actually became serious.

Besides, it's not like I know shit around here. I don't even have a real fucking place to live.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
That's what I thought.

Be there by eleven.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
.... That's it? Seriously?

Is there really only one abandoned warehouse in this entire goddamn place?

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
For god's sake... The one that looks like it hasn't been touched since they invented the wheel. Here. [Sends her a map over the network with the location marked.]

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
What? You think I'm a fucking telepath? I can't just magically find shit at on command, you know.

[She takes the map. Unhappily. But she does.]

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Just don't make me wait forever and have the money.

Re: Private;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
Yeah yeah.


(ooc: action mebbe?)

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
[Arrives at the meeting spot fifteen minutes early, dressed head-to-toe in black, holding the briefcase and awaiting madam supervillain.]

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
[Shows up on the dot, looking annoyed as fuck Spends only a moment looking around and....]

Oh Christ.

What the fuck are you supposed to be? Some kind of uneducated ninja?

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
[Rolls his eyes.]

This is my nighttime activity outfit, thank you. [And by that he means burglaries and other nightly crimes.

Holds out his free hand for the money.]

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
Nighttime activity? Shit, I didn't know people dressed up to find hookers.

[She reaches into her top and fishes around for her wallet.]

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
Least I ain't dressed like a queen bee from a sexy halloween catalog. [It's the crown and bug-wing cape; says "queen bee" to him. And he might be looking a little lower than her face right now.]

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
A bee? What kind of retard would choose a bee for their theme?

[She notices his eyes not looking at her face as she finally reaches and takes out her wallet. She chooses to ignore it, though.]

You said two hundred, right?

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
[Somehow manages to look back up at her face.]

Yeah, two hundred.

[Holds up the briefcase towards her.]

Re: Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notaqueenbee.livejournal.com
[She hands him the money and smirks.]

Look all you want; just remember that I'm married.

Action;

Date: 2011-04-20 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] classywigger.livejournal.com
[Hands her the briefcase and puts the money in his own wallet.]

Like I'd date someone who probably came from some fuckin' comic book world.

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