Entry 27 [Video | 4th Wall]

[classywigger]

Huh, that time again huh? Maybe I'll have better luck this time. No fuckin' electric men...

If anyone sees a redhead who likes to shout, shoot stuff, and wear bling, lemme know. Said bling is a large 'W' chain. Just don't tell him I've found myself forced to use nigga technology. He'd never lemme hear the end of it.

If the Gay Commie and his fuckin' boyfriend show up, I'm gonna pop a cap in someone's ass.

[OOC: Anybody is free to pop in. Action is welcome.]

Comments

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, not you.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

I'm gone for.. however long it's been and this is how you're going to treat me?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You grabbed my nuts.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

It's what I do.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Look, I's already goin' through a lot of confusin' shit and you ain't helpin'.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Confusing? How so?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

None of yo' fuckin' business is how so.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Did I get you... curious?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...'Course not. [Making nervous, shify-eyes? Him? Don't be silly.]

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Are you sure?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Look, there was a curse, I said some things, but nothin' happened.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

But things could happen today.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Why did I have a fuckin' feelin' you was gonna say that?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Because I'm just that kind of guy.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

A'right, seein' as how you might be gone by the day after tommorrow, I'm just gonna say it to shut you up: I'm bi-curious. Happy now, motherfucker?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

I could help satisfy some of that curiousity.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm gettin' that feelin' again... the kind that says you ain't gonna quit naggin' me unless I say "yeah".

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You're learning.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

How do I know yo' bigass boyfriend ain't gonna come by and kick my ass if I agreed, hypothetically speakin'?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

He'll never know. Trust me.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I know I'm gonna regret this, but...Look, if I agree to make out with ya', will you shut up and quit botherin' me?

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...A'right, fine, you win. But no matter what, nobody hears about this.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

But isn't this public...?

private

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Found a... guy who can hack and delete this shit in exchange for some turtle wax. Tried to get him to do more, but he said no deal.

private

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Not my problem.

private

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Just as long as this shit right here and now don't go public.

Now do ya' wanna do this or not, Commie?

private

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Of course. What's your apartment number?

private - stupid LJ didn't send a notif

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Number 133. If anyone sees ya' headin' my way, you's just returnin' somethin'.

private - it's been wonky lately

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Of course.

private

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Sigh] This' gonna be a long night, I just know it.

Gonna need a fuckin' drink fer this...

private

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You'll never want it to end though.

private

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

We'll see, Commie.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Not mine, please?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Fine. But only 'cause I don't wanna waste a bullet.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

Alright, good. I mean, it's not lie it's my fault that he came to visit you, y'know?