Entry 20 [Action | Two Mistletoe'd]

[classywigger]

[Rummy's apartment is free of mistletoe, since he lives alone and nobody ever comes to visit, so he didn't notice it was everywhere until he left the house.

He's doing his best to avoid it and everyone. Unless he sees someone worth kissing, that is. So far nobody's been worth it.

Also, the idea of just going home hasn't crossed his mind. Besides, what if the ugly little plants have sprung up there too?]

[OOC: Anybody wanna kiss a white gangsta? Action to anyone who wants it.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He's totally oblivious to this curse, which is of course why Pink is walking down sidewalk without giving a shit who walks in the opposite direction]

oh dear gods XD;

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy is too busy looking out for mistletoe that he doesn't even notice he's about to walk right up to Pink.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And they bump into each other, and Pink is about to detangle and protest when the evil mistletoe pops up over their heads, and he presses his lips against Rummy's.]





[And then he pushes the other man away]

What the fuck!

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Not before Rummy pushes him off first.]

Why don't ya' watch where you's goin', nigga?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh, for fuck's sake-

Did you fucking kiss me?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I secretly love ya' and want us to run off and get married in Mexico.

[Sarcasm off now.]

Look up, motherfucker.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And he does, and the sprig of mistletoe seems to blow in the breeze]

....are you fucking joking?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

It's this fuckin' City's idea of a joke or some shit like that. You think I'd kiss ya' if I could help it?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I don't fucking assume shit about who people want or don't want to kiss.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Just try not to fuckin' walk under it again, asshole. 'Specially if I happen to be under it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think I want to kiss your ugly face?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You think I want to kiss yo' ugly face?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm just making sure we're clear.

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

[Fuck man it's totally fucking cold but here's Shira braving the elements because a man needs his sake no matter the time of year.]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Try not to walk into anybody, and keep your ee on the hanging mistletoe. How hard can that be?]

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

[For a guy who's never heard of Christmas, real real hard.]

Watch it, foreigner.

[No not like the band, Shira's too feudal for that. He bumps elbows with Rummy.]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Despite his efforts to fight it, Rummy turns to the other man and kisses him on the lips.]

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

[. . . . . . . . . . . .]

Fffuuu--!!

[There's struggling on Shira's end at yet he. Can't. Pull. Back.]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Plenty of struggling on Rummy's end too. Along with a few muffled protests.]

[makinghoscroak.livejournal.com]

[Aaaaaaand shove! Spit spit spit.]

What the fuck.

dey see me trollin'...

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[There is a terrible shit-eatting grin on Raikov's face as he spots Rummy. He sneaks up on the man until he's about 5 feet away and then...]

Ah, hello, Mr. Rummy.

Why did I have a feeling this would happen?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, that better not be who he thinks it is. Tries to resist the urge to turn around, but he's unable to stop himself.]

Oh shi-!

[His curse is cut short when his lips gravitate towards Raikov's.]

Because Raikov is taking advantage of this curse XD

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Even if there wasn't a curse, Raikov more than willingly purses his lips and presses them against Rummy. He's a damn good kisser too. Too bad he still doesn't have tits, huh?]

oh yeah XD

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Rummy, on the other hand, tries to pull the other man off. Unfortunatly, either the curse is preventing him from being successful or Raikov is stronger than he looks.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, Rummy. He spares you from a steamier kiss. No tongue. Just a 30 second long kiss on the lips, then he pulls away]

... That wasn't so bad, was it?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[And yet 30 seconds feels like nearly 5 minutes to him right now.]

Let's just say you's lucky I forgot my glock.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Raikov puurrrss and tickles under Rummy's chin]

It could have been worse.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Slaps Raikov's hand away.]

Don't think you's gettin' more than just... what happened.

[Just in case, he reaches up and plucks the mistletoe, dropping it on the sidewalk and crushing it under his boot.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

...What in the world are you trying to do?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, Huey. Avoid mistletoe, avoid causing unfortunate implications.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[He won't. He just got manhandled by a creeper but that was made up by making out with 5 hot ladies.]

I suggest you get into your apartment fast.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, my apartment. [He would have thought of that. Eventually.]

For once, I ain't gonna argue with ya'.

[See Rummy already heading in that direction.]

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Good. Also you can try to avoid all the mistletoe hanging everywhere. [Like he heeded that advice.]