Entry 6 [Accidental Video | Idea Swap]

[classywigger]

[Rummy is standing around and glaring up at a nearby tree. More specifically, he's glaring up at the birds in said tree.]

Hey, why don't you motherfuckers come down and lemme get a piece'a you!? Don't make me come up there!

Y'all are lucky I don't have my gun with me, or I'd pop a cap in all y'all's asses!

[OOC: So yeah, Rummy is cursed to think of birds as his enemies.]

Comments

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

...is there a reason why you're yelling at birds?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh shit, this thing on?

Dunno why, I just don't like 'em.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

It's usually always on.

Sure about that? You usually have a reason for everything you do, even if it doesn't make any sense.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Fuckin' nigga technology.

I don't need a reason this time! I just fuckin' hate birds!

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Incorrect.

Whatever, just don't try to cause any amount of property damage.

[orangetoughguy]

You aren't gonna try flying next are you?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck would I wanna do that? I wanna fuck 'em up, not immitate 'em.

[orangetoughguy]

They're faster. That's all.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

That may be true, but I'm still smarter.

[orangetoughguy]

What's the score so far?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

...It might not be noticable right away, but I believe I happen to be winning.

video

[slighted-stains.livejournal.com]

They don't need threats.

Re: video

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You tryin' to tell me how to get things done, nigga?

[slighted-stains.livejournal.com]

Won't it help you?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I's only threatening 'em 'cause I can't just shoot 'em.

[slighted-stains.livejournal.com]

It does your good character an injustice.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone talkin' sense.

[adamantined]

You're basically just asking to get pooped on, you know.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Ain't my fault they're all a buncha motherfuckers.

[adamantined]

They're birds. What did they ever do to you?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

What'd they do? They... Well, they just...

I just fuckin' hate birds!

[adamantined]

Do you have a phobia or something?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Fuck no!

[adamantined]

You're definitely going to get pooped on.

[thuggincornrows.livejournal.com]

The hell you doing!?

1/2

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You gotta show 'em who's boss. Otherwise-

[Rummy cuts himself off as something lands in his hair]

2/2

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[He feels the top of his head and examines his fingers]

Goddammit!