Entry 5 [Video | Rabbit Day]

[classywigger]

[As the video starts, Rummy is nibbling on a piece of lettuce]

Is food fallin' from the sky gonna be a regular thing? 'Cause it's really fuckin' annoying. [He lifts his other hands and briefly rubs his nose with the side of his palm] Them cookies ain't soft either.

[He finishes off the lettuce leaf and picks up a carrot next, taking a bite out of it before continuing]

And today I saw some nigga hoppin' 'round like a dumbass. Not to mention I don't feel like I can stomach meat right now. These curses are fuckin' weird.

[Another bite of carrot, followed by a nose rub. The nose rubs he seems to be doing without thinking]

Comments

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. Will you mind your ruddy language? I just made a request asking that people do, then this appears.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

You got a problem with the way I talk, go bitch at someone else.

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

...Sorry, I'm confused. How would that help change the way you talk, exactly?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

It ain't, dumbass.

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

So, why would I?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck d'you think you are, the FCC?

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

[And this would be the part where he starts to remember that, actually, people are quite scary.]

No?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Didn't think so. So shut the fuck up.

[mothinabath.livejournal.com]

Okay.

...Sorry.

[orangetoughguy]

I think the look kind of fits you.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Don't get too used to it, motherfucker. Soon as this ends, I ain't touchin' no goddamned carrots ever again.

[Nose rub]

[orangetoughguy]

Calm down. I don't want to adopt you and throw you in a cage or anything.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[No sooner than that does Rummy finally take notice of his nose-rubbing]

Oh, real funny, smartass.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey at least you don't got the tongue or teeth of a rabbit, ain't ever see you bite though.