Entry 35 [Video]

[classywigger]

[The video opens to Rummy sitting as high as he can in a very tall tree. Some of his cornrows are coming undone, his suit is dirty and his coat is slightly torn near the bottom.]

Look, I really fuckin' hate to do this but... I'm really, really in a tight spot here. I tried to go for the egg, and the motherfuckin' lizards jumped out at me! Managed to shoot a few of 'em dead, but, well, look!

[He points the device down so the audience can see the oviraptors at the bottom, circling the tree. An AK-47 is down there as well.]

I had to drop my weapon just to get up here. Look, it been almost two hours and they ain't givin' up, and Imma 'bout to starve or dehyrdate up here! I need help!

[Video ends.]

Comments

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Very.

No, the tyrannosaurus would more than likely scare off everything in the vicinity with its roar giving you a good twenty to thirty seconds to start making your escape back to The City.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Just hurry, these motherfuckers are lookin' at me like I'm a juicy t-bone.

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[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Or lean white meat chicken.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, or that. [...Wait.]

Disconnect.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

[If he could he'd be laughing at the moment but he'll just smirk, stretch, go meet up with Orange and then go out to rescue you G.I. Ghetto.]