Entry 1

[classywigger]

Accidental video]
What the? Where the fuck am I? Ed, where the fuck are ya’?

[He takes a look around, then murmurs] This sure as hell ain’t Woodcrest.

[He puts a hand to his face, slipping his fingers under his glasses to rub his eyes]

Shit, the fuck did I drink last night? [Takes his hand from his face and looks up, this time speaking louder] Ed, if dumping me here is yer idea of a joke, it ain’t funny!

[Finally notices the device] The fuck is this? [Examines it, narrowing his eyes at the screen] Great, just my luck, nigga technology.

Comments

Re: Video

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Probably be freakin' out more if my head didn't feel like someone took a hammer to it.

[Under his breath] Dammit, Ed, why'd you have to drop the fuckin' iPhone?

Re: Video

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Find a bar, chug a beer and have a cup of coffee. Always helps me.