Entry 16 [Video | Cold Turkey]

[classywigger]

This is some bullshit. Even though I know I had plenty'a booze the other day, it's all gone and vanished now. I really fuckin' hate this place sometimes.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at the nearest bar.

Comments

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I had at least a case and a half lyin' round, nigga. If I drank all that in one go I'd probably be fuckin' dead.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Or severely mentally retarded.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Which I obviously ain't.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Obviously?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Well, I am a criminal mastermind.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I find that fucking hard to believe, given that you've misplaced a case and a half of what I presume to be beer.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I didn't fuckin' misplace 'em, asshole. I ain't the type of nigga to misplace booze.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, did someone fucking steal it, then?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Knowin' this fuckin' place, the City probably did somethin' with it.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck would they want with your crappy beer?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I dunno, maybe it just wants to torture me. Seems to like torturin' people.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So let me get this straight.

You're a criminal mastermind, and you had your beer stolen by a magical city, and your solution is to go to the bar.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Don't try to bring logic into Rummy's arguments, Pink.]

I can't predict when the City's going to do shit like this. It's an unknown unknown.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You mean it's an unknown quantity.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh boy, he's going to have to do the unknown unknown explaination again. He seems to be doing that a lot lately.]

Look, there's known knowns, and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns: things we don't know we don't know.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's an unknown quantity.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

A'right, a'right, call it whatever the fuck you want. As long as we on the same page.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, okay. Yeah. We're on the same fucking page.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

My point is that this all because of a curse, and all the fuckin' curses here are unknown unknowns.