Entry 44 [Memory theater]

[classywigger]

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[orangetoughguy]

You got a lot of moments like this.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Ain't my fault Ed has a fuckin' fetish with nigga technology.

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck's an iphone anyway? It doesn't even have buttons.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Man, what rock you been livin' under? The buttons are on the screen.

1/2

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

How fucking reliable is that? What if your screen goes out, how the fuck're you gonna call anybody?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Then you're fucked.

[orangetoughguy]

So what's the point of havin' one?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, for showin' off. 'Specially you one'a those dumb niggas who likes shit with way more than it really needs.

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah I'm gonna stick to havin' buttons.

[Until he learns what an iPad is.]

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Don't have to tell me twice. Still, the thing did stop a bullet.

[orangetoughguy]

What the fuck's it made of?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Plastic, phone shit, and bits of computer shit.

[orangetoughguy]

There's no way phone shit is bulletproof if it ain't Area 51 military grade.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Whatever it's made of, it saved my ass.

[orangetoughguy]

You owe your ass to a fuckin' phone? Jesus get a vest.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I got a vest. I just forgot to wear it that day.

[orangetoughguy]

You always forget to wear one when you go in knowin' you might get shot at?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I didn't anticipate a crazy-fuck FBI agent that day. He was an unknown-unknown.

[orangetoughguy]

Who the fuck are you pissing off to get the Feds on you?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

I didn't do nothin'! It was all Ed's granddad. Ed and me was just pawns.

[orangetoughguy]

Cool it I ain't gonna go to the cops, damn.

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Look, it was a long day and lots'a shit went down.

[orangetoughguy]

Want me to cry you a river?

[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Shit no!